The following pictures are called "chops," as in an automobile "chop shop." They are pictures that have been "chopped" with other pictures, most of which are pictures of House Guests in the Big Brother House.
Big Brother is a reality show which consists of a number of people (usually 11-13) who all live together in a house, with no contact with the outside world. The object of the "game" is to be the last of two remaining members of the House, and to have played the game in a manner that would encourage the Jury (a group of 7 "evicted" House Guests) to vote you the player who should win $500,000.
If you are unfamiliar with the Big Brother game, all you need to do to find out anything and everything about it is to Google "Big Brother" +"TV."
These "chops" are from the just ended (September 15, 2009) Season 11.
Enjoy.
Winners
It's a Beautiful Day
Nathuahua says "We're Not Playing 'Guess What I'm Thinking.'"
"Believe me, you do NOT want to know what I'm thinking."
The 'Toon and the Tool
Could there have been a better match? Both are jokes; both are big tools.
Listen to ME; I'm Right; Do it This Way
Jordan and Kevin get schooled by Director/Boss Natalie
Nat's Long-Deserved Spanking
Jordan Spanks Nat in a Landslide Win
Natalie Prepares to Blow-Up
Y'all think Chima's little stunts were blow-ups? Think again.
Natalie with Her Sword of Superiority
Natalie dons her Armor of Delusion
Kevin Tells Natalie He Won't Take Her to the End
And Natalie continues to lie and spew her Bull, as the "Sh*t Hits the Fan"
Master and Student
Student Natalie exhibits her Revenge techniques
Truth in Advertising
Ring -- from boyfriend; Shirt -- from BB Production
Revenge of The Natalie
I told that little girly-man he'd pay if he betrayed me
Mysteries
Spice of life and Nat's downfall
Target?
Considering naivete as a "dumb" target can backfire
Cracks Beginning to Show
Nat's lies beginning to spill
Biznatch Gone Craaaazy
Jordan told me it was too soon to tell Nat I'm not taking her to the end
The Final Stretch
Be wary of an angry "18-year-old" liar -- it can't end well
Nat's Reflection
The Horrifica
Her rants will drill through your head, if you don't do as she demands
"Kevin, ... Kevin"
"Kevin, if you don't ...; Kevin, you gave your word (???) . . .; Kevin, ..., Kevin, ..., Kevin, ..."
Girl Power
One girl, one bi, and one ???
Gay Power
The lone surviving male
The Search
"Jeff! Jeff? Where are you? Don't leave me, please don't leave me."
Soul Sucker -- Casual Attire
She will suck you dry of your soul if you go near her
Soul Sucker -- Business Attire
Lying is her game; Soul Sucker is her name
I've Never Lied
And the beat goes on
Extinguishing of the Force
The Force (aka Michele) is dying.
A Production of BB Liar's Club
Starring: The meanest Liar to ever inhabit the BB House
Hawaii
We're in Hawaii. You ready for my offering, now?
A Night at the Drive-In
Who's the Beast; who's the Beauty? Answer: You be the "Decider." (Thanx, Dubya.)
Surprise!
Come along, Little Nat. Your housemates have planned a wonderful surprise.
Scouts Honor?
How can that yappy Biznatch claim Scout's Honor?
Kevin's Request (From Screen Cap Contest on BBDish)
Ted, if you see that yappy girl, could you drop down on her?
"Tarzan's" Good-Bye
Jordan loses her "Tarzan" to Pandora's Evil Plan
Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda . . .
Natalie sets ears to bleeding.
Big Box
Get the handcuffs, baby
Clipped
The Hero's wings got clipped
La Vengencia d'Chima
Vengence is coming, Chima
What you mean yapping and snarling?
Why do they call me a Chihuahua?
Michele's Conspiracy
Michele did it. I heard Michele telling Jeff she was going to send the dragonflies to get me.
Yapping Natalie
The bain of Duckie's existence
Duckie's Request
Duckie's ears can take no more.
Stirring, stirring, stirring
Natalie stirs her pot o' lies
The Demon Within the BB11 House
Wanna make a deal with the Nat-a-LIE?
Putting the Starch Back In
Jeff is feeling flat and listless
Kevin's Road
A long road to hoe
The Puppet Master
Lying definitely has its advantages
Will that bus EVER stop?
Bet it's being driven by Natalie.
The Jefdan Invades
Morph schmorph
Caught! . . .
in Natalie's string of lies
Mishie, that slithery thing is a Nat-a-LIE
I know, Kev. Glad you finally caught on.
The "Player"
Doesn't know he's being played
Beware the Beast
Watch the emergence of Russell's inner beast
Eat that . . . you big bully
Call me fat, will ya
The Wizardess
"Jordan, you must keep Natalie"
Can't Win
Natalie couldn't figure out why she could never win Bull Shit
What Natalie sees
Natalie's opinion of Michele
What the HGs SHOULD see
The real Natalie
Eating one brain at a time
To keep the other HGs stupid
Oh SNAP!!!
And I got no problem saying it to your face
When you don't listen closely
You can make some dumba$$ moves
HiroCHIMA
The bomb has been dropped
BB11's First Paragon of Virtue
(He never lied; he never did anybody wrong)
"Jessie's Girl(s)"
Where can I find women like that?
Presenting, Once Again --
Jessie's Girls aka The Wyrd Sisters
If yer gonna be a Thug
Be the best thug you can be
I Don't Lie. I'm Not Afraid to Tell You the Truth
I've always been behind you (pick a name). Week 1 proves that.
Revenge of "The Chima" -- Russell Becomes a Prison Beyatch
(I hope that terrorist goes to prison and gets raped)
The Real Stud of the BB11 House
(Jessie and Russell -- get a clue)
Where Did They Get All The People in This House?
(So, this is the street where BB got all these people)
I Will Go Crazy On His A$$ . . .
. . . if Jeff has the Wizard power and doesn't have the respect for me as HOH to tell me in advance what he plans to do
I Am the Best
(That's not braggin', that's just facts)
How do you work this thing?
(I'm always in front of this, not behind it)
"The LOVE Muscle" -- Really?
(Acts more like "The Muscle that loves to Tussel")
Aren't You Just Special
(I, Ronnie, declare you are a lousy immoral excuse for a human )
I AM the Good Son
(I never tell lies -- except that one time)
Kiss Chima's Booty or Save Lydia
(But, Lydia, I'm thinking about you down the road)
"The ChiJessAlie"
(Beware the Three-Headed Hydra)
BACK OFF, ChiJessAlie
(Will Wizard Jeff slay the 3-headed Hydra?)
Cleaning up the Big Brother House
(It's good to be Wizard)
Sexxxxy Warrior of BB11
Yummmm
MiniJessaME
(Hope Mini's finger hasn't been where her head's been)
Yep, I'm Wunna Chima's Street Peeps
(I'm still gonna take care o' these here bitches)
BA of BB
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Look at These Guns
(Jordan thinks she's got a gun???!?)
Guys -- So easy to fool
(If only they wouldn't use their little one-eyed heads.)
Dreams Can Come True
Can't wait for this one to come true
And you thought it was Jessie's head up his a$$
(The girl just can't seem to extract herself)
"The Damned" fill this House
(And I am their Queen)
BB11's First Eviction Victim
(Chima's first hatchet job)
About Me
- Berdache Bear
- I am a Senior gay man, who has been partnered since January 1979. I am a court show (People's Court, Judge Judy, Judge Alex, etc.) and reality program addict. To paraphrase: a day without at least one court show or one reality show is a day without sunshine, and I loves me sunshine. In addition to court/reality shows, I have always enjoyed artistic expression, although I possess little true artistic ability. Bryce has inabled me to create with what looks like a small bit of artistic ability. It fulfills that sense of enjoyment in creation which I enjoy.
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